Dear Tide

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of
my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in
my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband
started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming
a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his
blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach
alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In
fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told
me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called
and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
husband.



What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder
suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.



Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

N.W.A.A.

[karmaa (deleted)]

`HAHAHA god I love the Tide Joke

[trubblemaka (deleted)]

`OH JEEZ!

[zoupi]

`I'm not sure that makes me smile
Humoristic way to say well sad things because too often trues

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`HIYA ZOUPI!!!

[trubblemaka (deleted)]

`huh?!!!

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`got to read between the lines Trubb.. Zoupi means sometimes these things happen

[trubblemaka (deleted)]

`aggghhhh....i see now it alls makes sense

[kaskiyeh (deleted)]

`I knew you would catch on Bigg trub